zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

fuckyeahrobespierre:

snarg:

one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup